body {
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  font-family: 'Josefin Slab', courier, serif;
  color: #FFFFFF;
  font-size: 16px;
  overflow-x: hidden;
  overflow-y: hidden;
  width: 100vw;
  height: 100vh;
}
a {
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #FFFFFF;
  font-weight: bold;
}
div {
  text-align: left;
  margin: 0;
}
.darktext {
  color: #2f4f4f;
}
.itme {
  background-color: #E4E23D;
}
.comics {
  background-color: #D6C327;
}
.commissions {
  background-color: #997d00;
}
.birds {
  background-color: #CCA700;
}
.jokes {
  background-color: #B39200;
}
.outdark {
  background-color: #0A8C7B;
}
.outdarker {
  background-color: #077364;
}
.foot {
  background-color: #C6CA7E;
}
.half {
  width: 50%;
  height: 100%;
  z-index: 1;
}
.left {
 float: left;
}
.right {
 float: right;
}
.bird {
 background-image: url('https://feathe.red/hair/bird-hair.jpg');
 background-position: center;
 background-size: cover;
}
.fullmonty {
 width: 100%;
 height: 100%;
}
.eighth {
 width: 100%;
 height: 12.5%;
}

.hello {
    position: fixed;
    z-index: 2;
    right: -300px;
    bottom: -500px;
    animation: move 36s ease infinite;
    animation-delay: 21s;
}
.wee {
    width: 80%;
    max-width: 300px;
}
@keyframes move {
  50% {
     transform: translate(-230px, -500px);
  }
}